I
sat there. On the toilet. Distraught. I had an incredible urge to pee but nothing was coming
out. My bladder felt like it had 10 gallons of fluid in it, but only a few drops dribbled out. The car was packed and my wife Kiirsten was
ready to go. We were headed east to the
Gorge on this labor day weekend to see Guns N Roses. Kiirsten had never been to the Gorge Amphitheater
and I had never seen GNR. The original members were back together so it seemed
like the perfect show to check out.
I
knew the constant urge to urinate was not from a full bladder. This happened 10 years ago to me and I
recognized the symptoms. It was my lower
back. Something was out of whack and the
nerve bundle that ran down my spine was inflamed causing me to
experience this persistent uncomfortableness. I
also had a broken cavity filling in the back lower section of my mouth that was
competing for the title of ‘what’s more annoying and painful’ award. So, clearly I was ready for this road trip!
I originally
had thought we would take the longer more scenic route over White Pass on Hwy 12 and stay
the night in Yakima, but there was a raging forest fire nearby in the Cascades Mountains. The terrible air quality and a forecast high of 100 degrees made me rethink that plan as we left our home. Before reaching the on ramp we changed course and
headed north bound on I-5 in route to Rosyln.
I was confident we would be far enough west of the wildfires so we would have good air
quality. I was also excited to cool off
in the local rivers to beat the high temperatures.
The
drive was picturesque as we climbed up and over Snoqualmie pass. We made it to our Cle Elm/Roslyn exit in less
than 2 hours and we were both excited to have dinner at The Brick Tavern. We had stopped off at The Brick five years
prior on our way home from our mini honeymoon in the Methow Valley and we were hoping to enjoy some
more of The Brick magic.
At the top of the exit ramp we turned left to head north and there it was. The Plume. It was huge and black and ominous. How did we not see this cloud of smoke until now? It looked like a wildfire was in Rosyln. I couldn’t believe it. I rerouted our trip based on wildfires to now drive directly into one? My exterior presentation was calm but my mind was frantically processing our options. It was almost 5 and we were close to being hangry so we continued to The Brick. The tavern was packed and abuzz with talk about evacuations, fire retardant dropped from planes, loss of work and loss of homes. This was not a normal Saturday crowd looking to relax and let loose. We sat at the bar as the stainless steel spittoon below our feet moved water from left to right. I sipped on a local black lager while my phone showed me the air quality anywhere east of us was terrible. Finding a place to stay felt futile because of out of town firefighters, evacuees and because it was labor day weekend. We sat there with full bellies and empty heads. My tooth ached from munching on my burger, my bladder screamed at me to empty it and now my body was signaling me to evacuate some solid waste.
At the top of the exit ramp we turned left to head north and there it was. The Plume. It was huge and black and ominous. How did we not see this cloud of smoke until now? It looked like a wildfire was in Rosyln. I couldn’t believe it. I rerouted our trip based on wildfires to now drive directly into one? My exterior presentation was calm but my mind was frantically processing our options. It was almost 5 and we were close to being hangry so we continued to The Brick. The tavern was packed and abuzz with talk about evacuations, fire retardant dropped from planes, loss of work and loss of homes. This was not a normal Saturday crowd looking to relax and let loose. We sat at the bar as the stainless steel spittoon below our feet moved water from left to right. I sipped on a local black lager while my phone showed me the air quality anywhere east of us was terrible. Finding a place to stay felt futile because of out of town firefighters, evacuees and because it was labor day weekend. We sat there with full bellies and empty heads. My tooth ached from munching on my burger, my bladder screamed at me to empty it and now my body was signaling me to evacuate some solid waste.
I made my way through the long skinny historic bar full of beautiful ornate wood finishes and 20 foot high ceilings in search of the Men’s room. The classic urinal trough greeted me as I
searched for the stall. As I got ready
to enter the stall I realized something important was missing. No door! Really? Yup, no door. I have low vision so sometimes verification
of physical elements being there or not takes a little extra time. I finally see there is a curtain. Yes, a curtain. I knew that would work. Somewhat relieved, I turn my attention
towards the toilet and my next surprise awaits.
No toilet seat. Are you kidding
me? My body was not happy with this predicament. Hover? Squat? I didn't see how it would work
without a seat. But a miracle happened. There was a toilet seat! It just happened to be upside down on the floor. Ugh. I
couldn't believe this scenario unfolding but my stomach wasn't interested in my current feelings of disgust. I picked up the nasty seat and set it gently
on the toilet. I then slowly lowered my
derriere onto the unhinged seat. One
minor move almost plunged me directly into the toilet. The porcelain toilet acted like ice under the
plastic spacers of the seat. As I sat
there tenuously, shallow breathing, I quickly lost everything that needed to be
lost. The tight confines of the space and
the unstable toilet seat made for an awful clean up. I knew my desire/rule to never touch anything in a
bathroom was an impossible standard to achieve on this day. The curtain and I became friends during my
final moments in that wretched stall. I
walked out of the restroom shell shocked and Kiirsten knew it. She didn't know why but, she knew that I just
came back from hell. We made our long
walk through the bar and outside. Upon exiting, we were greeted with heavy
smoke.
As
we approached the car all I wanted to do was burn my clothes and shower. Dipping myself in a vat of hand sanitizer
would have also worked. Neither was
going to be an option. Kiirsten now knew
the reason for my distress and she knew I was inconsolable at this point unless she had a portable shower. We had no
where to stay that night and all the places we wanted to stay had been fully
overtaken by thick forest fire smoke. We
decided to roll north over Blewett Pass in route to Wenatchee. We hoped to get a little reprieve from the fires and find a place to stay.
The
drive over the pass was quiet and smelly.
It was like we were driving in the clouds as we made our ascent over
the pass. These clouds weren't clouds though and they were toxic. It was still a
bright sunny day as we climbed to 4100 feet, but the smoke hid the sun from us. I was worried about my wife's lungs because
of her asthma. I was worried about our
concert experience while wearing respirators.
I already had on my respirator in the car because there was no way to
keep the smoke out of our car. I
wondered how we could hang out the rest of the weekend outside with masks
on. You really
couldn't carry on a conversation with the mask on. I worried about finding a decent place to
stay. I worried about bailing on the
concert due to smoke and losing another $200 in tickets. The thought of losing more money that week
was stressing me out. I had lost $142 earlier that week because I booked a priceline room in Seattle for the wrong
night. Losing almost $400 in one week
was enough to give me a panic attack. So, Kiirsten and I really didn't talk for that hour and a half drive. I knew Kiirsten was worried about my well-being as I worried about all the unknowns.
Kiirsten
scored us a room at the Wedge Mountain Inn near Leavenworth.
It was a 1 star, but it had vacancies and got us off the road. The shower I took was baptismal worthy. I would have jumped in a 42 degree river at
that point so this 1 star shower was divine.
I made sure my clothes and the car seat cover I sat on were securely
placed in a garbage bag. The garments would be
sanitized once we got home. Our evening
after that consisted of B rated movie watching and alcohol consumption. I was a mess emotionally. Kiirsten was a mess because of me.
The
next morning brought us a new day and a new chance to right the ship. Air Quality in Leavenworth looked decent so
we headed there for breakfast. I was
still stuck. I didn't know what we would
do. Would we be at the Gorge tonight
listening to GNR or would we be on the west side of the Cascade Mountains in
search of clean air? I knew Kiirsten
felt she couldn't help me with my struggles and I knew I was unable to
articulate anything of substance to her.
We finished our Bavarian breakfast and decided to try and escape the
poor air quality and high 90's temp by heading to a swimming hole just off of
Route 2. The river was gorgeous. Clear and cold. The smoke hung tightly to the rock faced
slopes that towered over us on both sides of the Wenatchee river.
Each of us explored our section of river separately. The water was emerald in color and the
visibility seemed endless. My constant need to urinate had not gone away but the cold water seemed to help my lower back pain. I also was managing my toothache with advil and not chewing on the left side. We had hours
to kill before a decision needed to be made.
All of the options still bumped around in my head. The money we could lose. The escape from the suffocating smell of
smoke. The loss of not seeing GNR or
Kiirsten getting to see the Gorge for the 1st time. Every option seemed to carry disappointment
with it.
Time passed and I finally was ready to take a chance. Instead of further retreat into the abyss of myself or the desire to scream from a place of despair, I bared myself to her. I told Kiirsten all the things that were bothering me. Fear of letting her down in some way. Letting myself down. Feeling shame and sadness. Feeling stuck. She listened and I felt heard. In that moment of toughness and rawness Kiirsten said it. She told me that being with me was all that mattered. KK didn't care if it was an awful spot or a great spot. She wasn't concerned if it was a hurtful moment or an uncomfortable disconnected moment. She wanted to be with me. Just me. To experience life with me. We could lose money and escape smokeaggedon or strap on our respirators and head to the show. She made it clear that it didn't matter what we did as long as we were together.
Time passed and I finally was ready to take a chance. Instead of further retreat into the abyss of myself or the desire to scream from a place of despair, I bared myself to her. I told Kiirsten all the things that were bothering me. Fear of letting her down in some way. Letting myself down. Feeling shame and sadness. Feeling stuck. She listened and I felt heard. In that moment of toughness and rawness Kiirsten said it. She told me that being with me was all that mattered. KK didn't care if it was an awful spot or a great spot. She wasn't concerned if it was a hurtful moment or an uncomfortable disconnected moment. She wanted to be with me. Just me. To experience life with me. We could lose money and escape smokeaggedon or strap on our respirators and head to the show. She made it clear that it didn't matter what we did as long as we were together.
There
is a release or an unburdening when we bare our soul. When we speak of what binds us up inside we
free ourselves. This wisdom seems easier
understood when we are not engrossed by helplessness and despair. In that moment, Kiirsten held the door open
for me. She invited me in and offered me
a place to stay. And she was right. It didn't matter in the end. When I was able to step outside of my own hindrances
to enjoying life or being present in the moment, I could embrace her dogma. Life with Kiirsten was always better. Even when
I felt I was letting her down or disappointing her, it was better with her.
Life is more rich when I experience life with my wife. Kiirsten is fully
committed to devouring the marrow of life.
She wants to fill herself up with as many precious moments as possible
while navigating the journey of life. She
not only loves me fiercely but she has a passion for experiencing all this
world has to offer. It is why I love her
dearly and why I am filled with gratitude for her.
It was 3pm and we knew it was decision time. If I had bet an hour earlier, I would have said we would head home but we decided to head to the show and at least check out the Gorge air quality. We drove east and then south along the mighty Columbia
River. We made it to our campground and
set up camp quickly so we could start pre-funking. The smoke was mild and we sipped on our
drinks before jumping on the old Seattle Metro buses that would take us to the
show. After paying $14 for a drink, we
sat on the grassy slope and listened to GNR for 3 glorious hours. Slash, Axl, Duff and the rest of the band
rocked the Gorge like they meant it and the capacity crowd of 18,000 loved
it. Even though the forest fire smoke
was not terrible we decided to bring our respirators with us just in case the
air quality deteriorated. It was a great
decision because we ended up wearing our respirators for almost the entire
show due to heavy smoke. It wasn't forest fire smoke that was choking us
out though. It was cigarette smoke. It felt like we were surrounded by thousands of chain
smokers. What irony. The whole time I
was worried about forest fire smoke ruining our rock show experience when I
should have worried about tobacco smoke.
As darkness fell on the crowd, we sat there in our foldable low backed chairs, wearing respirators, and holding hands. I felt like a lucky man. Later I would learn that people starred at us like we were possible terrorists plotting biological warfare because of our breathing masks. I was happy my lack of night vision kept me oblivious to that fact because I was able to fully enjoy a great rock show with the woman I love.
As darkness fell on the crowd, we sat there in our foldable low backed chairs, wearing respirators, and holding hands. I felt like a lucky man. Later I would learn that people starred at us like we were possible terrorists plotting biological warfare because of our breathing masks. I was happy my lack of night vision kept me oblivious to that fact because I was able to fully enjoy a great rock show with the woman I love.
Sitting there as 40 plus year old drunk people stumbled past us as the show neared its end, I embraced only one thought. I knew there
would always be a silver lining as long as Kiirsten was by my side. No matter the circumstances or obstacles
before me, life is always better with KK. I squeezed her hand with that thought while Axl worked his way through The Seeker as the encore winded down.
Our
3 hour drive home on Labor Day was a time for reflection. As I gazed out the window at the approaching undulating
Cascade Mountains, I soaked in the fact that 25 years ago on that very weekend
I took a chance and arrived in the Pacific Northwest to find work. I moved in a linear fashion through all of the memories I
had created since moving to Washington State.
As my memories moved closer to the present, I felt blood rush to my head
and I became flushed with gratitude and joy for all that I had in life. I was also thankful for the weekend I just
experienced. From moments of despair to
moments of enrichment. I got to
experience a life time of feelings in a 3 day period and I got do share it all
with my wife, Kiirsten. Another memory
to hold on tightly too.
I am so thankful for this woman. Love You KK! |
Keith, that was a great blog. We are delighted that you and KK found each other as she surely has won over our hearts. Opening up and sharing your feelings, fears, happiness, etc. is what marriage is all about. Keep being open and count on each other. Love you both.
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I love you darling. Life is prescious and with you I just want to savor it. You bring so much to me.
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